As some of you know I drove to Daytona beach today and now must suffer through two weeks of beautiful weather and perfect temperatures. I feel your pity but I’ll persevere!

But here’s the funny. I went to the cigar store I always go to and they were having some special cigar thing and they had this Latina with ginormous boobs, at 50 dd dressed in what was apparently supposed to be a pirate queen outfit with most of her boobs exposed and she looked at me when walked in and asked how I was doing and being the pervert I am I said the first thing that came to mind: “Got milk?” And she and everyone in the place fell out!