As I’m sure you know, Obama’s chef at his Martha’s Vineyard compound drowned yesterday. Now here’s my question what was a guy who can’t swim doing paddlebording without a vest? Just asking. I believe something similar happened to a Clinton chef.

Since Jesse didn’t cover it and Jessica lied about it, please read the link below to see the truth

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/thrilling-tale-how-robert-smalls-heroically-sailed-stolen-confederate-ship-freedom-180963689/

I was going to do a rant on Devon Archer tonight but for reasons I will explain tomorrow I decided to wait. So this quickie is about something Tarlov said on the Five which contradicted what I heard on the radio today.

In trying to bolster the left’s claim that the new Florida black history curriculum says slaves benefited from slavery, she took issue with the black black history professor who is descended from slaves about a slave who she said was actually a captain in the Northern Navy during the Civil War.

Now here’s what I heard on the radio today. He was a slave who learned to captain a boat while a slave and then snuck his family and friends onto a boat and sailed it into northern waters and surrendered to the North. The skills he learned were so valuable that he became the captain of a northern ship and fought against the south.

Seems like standard left practice of only telling a part of a story that fits their narrative.

So here’s the point. The black historian will be on Jesse tonight and will set the record straight.

I know I have discussed this with a few of you but never ranted about it.

So what is the rights attraction to this idiot? He has unfortunately a voice problem, not his fault, but nonetheless very distracting. He has a famous family name from a family of known sex addicts, one of whom drove an ‘escort ‘ off a bridge and let her drown while he saved himself. And then to get sympathy at the suggestion of Rose wore an unneeded neck brace. Jack and Bobby tag teamed women in the White House and Vegas.

You can look it up, but Lewis Black said in his stand up special — Red, White and Screwed — that he was supposed to perform at the Kennedy Center but after they found out he said fuck 42 times in his previous special put restrictions on him and the Warner theater picked him up and he said isn’t it weird because the center is named for a guy who fucked everyone.

But I digress. Please tell me what he stands for that makes you giddy? He’s anti second amendment and really only in favor of the first because he keeps being censored. He’s against vaccines and has been right about covid but who wasn’t? And he and his kids are vaccinated.

And he and his family have always been left wingnuts on global warming. Please tell me what he stands for other than I’m not Magoo.

And now for the final nail in the proverbial coffin, he came out a few days ago and said he wants to prop up our currency by backing it with bitcoin. If you’ve followed me, I need say nothing else.

I almost forgot that I intended to do this today because of interactions with a couple of you. But I ‘membered’.

Two IRS whistleblowers gave credible, unwavering testimony destroying Magoo and Hunter and in return suffered the slings and arrows of — you know the thing.

The Dems lost their minds, small loss, and didn’t even try to put up any rational arguments. They tried to make it all about Trump and racism. Really?

Now I didn’t actually watch a lot of it because I have a very low tolerance for bullshit. However a few of them stood out. Raskin continued to be an unmitigated idiot and Goldman proved Magoo was aware of and involved in Hunter’s business dealings.

However, my favorite was drama queen AOC who clearly rehearsed her remarks and ending with a series of irrelevant remarks ending with ‘highly unusual’ every time with dramatic flair. Now that’s not really what caught my attention but as I was cooking, made possible by my barstool, I heard her talking about a Special Attorney as some entity different from a Special Counsel. And I was embarrassed that this moron might know more than me about legal matters. Although to be fair, she certainly didn’t find it by herself. But I used several different search engines and everyone of them came back with special counsel. Not a single one mentioned the made up special attorney and so I figured I must have mis-heard her and tried to find her words on the internet and was going to try YouTube next but asked a couple of you who I know watched the hearing and one came back with a YouTube video and it confirmed that she said special attorney which wasn’t a surprise because I seldom am wrong about what I hear.

So I waited until today and searched again for special attorney and again the same results. Every search turned it into special counsel. People there is no such thing as a special attorney, except of course me because I’m an attorney and certainly special. You can throw in needs if you want.

First Clay and Buck suck. They haven’t had an original thought or insight in weeks. Their show has devolved into some kind of mutual jerk off talking about things that were known several days earlier as if it breaking news. If they hadn’t been gifted Rush’s time slot they would be never heard of. I’m going back to Bongino because he at least has original thoughts and insights that few others do.

Next the Fox lineup changes have had no effect on their declining ratings. And why would they. Providing basically the same content at different times isn’t going to help. Without Tucker they are losing to CNN and MSNBC. The only one still standing is Gutfeld who has his own unique and humorous take on the news.

And here’s a funny thing I saw today. Hannity’s Townhall with Trump was prerecorded. Fox won’t let anything from trump go on air without the chance to edit it. They are deathly afraid that he will denigrate them or their ratings or promote newsmax. I don’t know if it’s true but it’s believable.

I will comment further when Trump is actually indicted but the Dems need to get some new material. They basically announced that they are going to indict him on the most ridiculous charges. It would require Rosemary Woods gymnastics to twist this nonsense into a legitimate charge.

So why now? The cocaine caper is not going away and guess what? I believe that either tomorrow or Thursday the House republicans are going to put on prime time a witness to totally destroy the Magoo mafia. Their stupid playbook is just so obvious it’s stupid. They know that even in DC they can’t prove it and it would allow trump to call Pelosi and Epps and there is no way they would ever let that happen. The trial would never happen before the 2024 election. This is just about throwing mud without ever having to prove anything.

I’m sure that most of you know that Hannity has a Trump Townhall in Iowa tonight but you may not know that Bongino is on in the a block tonight with Bolling on newsmax.

As some of you know I had tickets to see Kat Timpf last night but because of back problems I was unable to attend but asked a friend who I was supposed to go with to write up a brief commentary on the show. Here it is. Enjoy.

Kat Timpf Review

I will begin by saying if you’ve ever seen her on Gutfeld, occasionally on The Five or various Fox shows, Kat was Kat, her usual hilarious self. The program began with Gene Nelson, a staff member of the Gutfeld show. He warmed up the audience of mostly senior citizens and kept us in stitches. He mentioned how Greg has dominated the late- night hour. One by one he told the audience about each competitor no longer on the air. There were cheers and groans depending on which entertainer has gone by the wayside.

Kat was greeted with a standing ovation when she entered the stage. She started with a power point presentation of her career and new book. Her first job was at a Boston Market. Others included: traffic reporter in a helicopter for a Christian TV station, a video of her early stand-up comedy act, and columnist at the Washington Times. Her introduction to Fox was on Fox and Friends, and Gutfeld on Red Eye. During the power point she covered her ups and downs with relationships and her near-death experience. She endured two bouts with covid after being fully vaccinated.

The last segment was a Q & A with Gene Nelson. She told of her need to find something funny in almost every situation. When she passes, her desire is to be stuffed by a taxidermist, mounted on a skateboard and pushed past the windows of her enemies.

She left the stage with another standing ovation. 

Here’s something I would love to see. I’m sure you have all seen Magoo biting and licking and smelling a very young girl in I think Finland and I want one dad to stand up and say get away from my daughter you fucking pervert! I would also love to see him push Magoo away, but the secret service would probably shoot him and that’s not worth it although that would probably end Magoo and the SS.