GREETING CARDS

I decided to put this up because I talked about it to a few people recently. First when I was in Florida a few weeks ago, I was at a restaurant that had a man playing the guitar and singing at brunch on Sunday, mostly James Taylor and Jimmy Buffet kinds of songs and I don’t remember how it came up but a woman a few seats down, who was either the owner or the manager of the restaurant, made some comment that made me respond with the old postcard line, “ the weather is here, wish you were beautiful”, and she thought that was a Buffet thing and I assured her it predates him and then I told her the funniest greeting card I ever saw had the church lady from SNL on the front saying “Jesus loves you “ and when you open it up it said “everyone else thinks you’re a fucking asshole “. I sent that to several people.