I don’t know if you know that the left was obsessed with whether or not Trump had his pants on backwards when he gave his speech to the North Carolina GOP on Sunday. Eventually they decided he didn’t. Now the purpose of this rant is that no one not totally out of their mind could ever put on their pants backwards, maybe their underwear but never their real pants. How do you zip up your ass?

PS. Women back in the fifties and sixties did have their zipper on the back to make it harder for boys like me to get to the promised land.