Listen I’m very good at math and am not normally a conspiracy theorist, but there is just too much about this alleged suicide that doesn’t add up. Apparently, the medical examiner concluded that it was a suicide by hanging but has not really explained her conclusions. Now here’s where the math comes in. Epstein’s hyoid bones were broken which for anyone who watches CSI or reads detective or courtroom novels knows means that the person was murdered by strangulation. I know based on all the reports that it is possible that the hyoid could be broken along with the other neck bones that were broken in a suicide but it’s extremely unlikely absent a great deal of force like would be caused in the old days when someone was hanged by dropping the floor out from under them.

But let’s look at reality. I heard that Epstein could have dropped from eleven feet off the top bunk in his cell. My first thought was what bunk bed has the top bunk eleven feet off the ground. Hell in a lot of places that would mean the top bunk was higher than the ceiling. But later it was revealed that the top bunk was 5.5 feet off the floor. So how could Epstein have jumped from eleven feet. Well if you consider that Epstein was a little over six feet tall, then he could have stood on the top bunk and jumped. My problem is that if that was the case then then the sheet would have been at least been 5.5 feet long to reach from the bed to his neck and when he jumped he would have hit the floor, if he landed flat on the floor, with no stress on his neck given that the length of the sheet was exactly the same as the length to the floor. Moreover, it has apparently been reported that he was found on his knees with the sheet around his neck. Therefore that couldn’t possibly be what happened. The sheet would have been hanging loosely because it was longer than the fall.

So that doesn’t add up. Now maybe he forcibly threw himself off the top bunk on his knees and landed perfectly on his knees with two feet or less of sheet. Remember, Epstein is over six feet tall. So if he was on his knees, the distance between his neck and the top bunk was at best two feet. That makes it extremely unlikely that this scenario makes any sense. So at this point I’m calling bullshit on this nonsense. The facts as we know now just don’t make the suicide plausible.

Maybe something will be revealed that will change my mind, but at present there is no way that the crap we’ve been fed is possible.