Monthly Archives: May 2025

FOLLOW ON

I saw that a pundit thinks it would be even more cruel to be in imprisoned in some island 80 miles off of San Diego used by the Navy Seals and I believe that it’s not true. I stand by my Alcatraz rant. Imagine if you were a gambling addict and you had a choice of being incarcerated in an inescapable prison in the middle of nowhere and an inescapable prison ten miles outside of Las Vegas where you could see all the lights. Which would be more cruel?

ALCATRAZ

Ok Trump said he is going to get it back into business and I love it. Now before I get to my real point, I want to let you know about my familiarity with the place. A few of you may know this, but I searched it today and it hasn’t been on this site before. Now as you know I was born in San Francisco but never really lived there. I started traveling there because we had a regional office there and I went several times and never went to Alcatraz because it just wasn’t high on my list of places to visit. I had visited prisons when I was in law school and it just didn’t rank high on my list of things to do. But I brought my ex out with me before we were married and she wanted to go to Alcatraz and so on the first night we were there we were down at the waterfront and I took her to show her where she would catch the ferry to see it the next day when I was working. I was trying a national security case out there.

Anyway when we got to where the ferries were, there was a huge crowd and I asked a couple what was going on and they said that twice a year the National Park Service put on a night tour where they had people dressed up and playing the Birdman of Alcatraz and other famous inmates and I asked where I could get tickets and they told me that it was always sold out months in advance. However, another couple who was supposed to go with them couldn’t make it and they gave us the tickets gratis . And it was amazing.

Now the hook to today is that HFJ said on the Five that they shouldn’t send prisoners there because it’s too beautiful, and he couldn’t be more wrong. Not because it’s not beautiful, but because and I thought this when I was there, it would be torture to be a mile and a half from San Francisco and able to see it every night and see the lit up waterfront and skyline and know ecstasy was just out of reach.

San Francisco is incredibly beautiful from Alcatraz and especially at night. The night I was there there was a clear sky and a full moon sitting over the Transamerica pyramid. I took a picture which was incredible. However, when the film came back from developing, the only photo missing was that one and not even a bad negative. I’m certain that someone has made some serious money with that photo.

THE RETURN OF THE CACKLER

She’s back and nobody missed her. She is an idiot, has always been an idiot and will always be an idiot. I’m positive that her IQ is medium double digits at best. She walks on a stage and starts laughing and pointing at who knows what. I have never walked on a stage, and I’ve walked on many, and started laughing. It’s ridiculous.

Now I know that the common perception is that she’s drunk and maybe that’s true. But I have another take. She must be on nitrous oxide — laughing gas for those of you that don’t know — because she is just laughing at stuff that’s not funny. The elephants were not funny. Nobody who watched that laughed. There was nothing funny about it. They didn’t fall down or charge their enclosure. They just did what their DNA told them to do. It is no different than what musk oxen do when a predator approaches. They form a circle with all the big ones on the outside providing an impenetrable defense of the rest of the herd.

Kamala is only good for laughs, and while she continues to lead in the polls for the Dem nomination for president in 2028, please let that happen.

Now to change the subject, I will again address a pet peeve of mine. Tampon Tim continues to button his suit coat with his tie extending well beyond his coat. Notice that Trump never does that and he wears his tie long like I used to do. As I’ve said before if your tie shows below your jacket, it’s like you pulled up your zipper and left your dick hanging out. It’s just annoying.