I noticed over the past few days what should have been obvious earlier. They keep showing Magoo shirtless at the beach virtually every weekend and he is a pasty white guy. I mean really white! How is that possible? I go to the beach every summer, except last year because of hurricanes canceling my vacation, and I don’t sit in the sun but still manage to get a tan on all my exposed skin, even my head which gets even burned from indirect sunlight bouncing off from everywhere. So how does Magoo avoid getting a tan?