As a change of pace, I want to talk about my new favorite commercial — GRAVITE. You might think it’s the Jaguar debacle but that’s so stupid that it’s not worth comment. No it’s the commercial which I’m sure you have seen where gorgeous women put on blindfolds and then a good looking guy, much like myself lol, walks silently by them and they all swoon from the smell and want him. Every time I see it my first thought is that I would like to see the commercial with Quasimodo wearing the cologne and seeing if the same result ensued.

Or a guy who I loved in Maryland. He was a seriously goofy looking dude who owned it and I loved him. Think the yellow pervert in Sin City without the yellow and the pervert and just think the goofy looking dude. He looked in the mirror and didn’t deny reality. He had vanity license plates that said MARTIAN! Every time I passed him on the road I gave him a thumbs up and he loved it.

Or maybe as the comedian Jim Jeffries once said about burn victims that they are said to be burned beyond recognition and he said nothing could be further from the truth. If you were at a party they were the most recognizable people there. It should be burned to recognition. Put him in that commercial and then maybe I would believe it.