I had lunch today and as always I sat at the bar and my favorite waitress took care of me. However there was a woman a few seats away that talked on her cell phone the entire time I was there. I know way more than I need or want to about this woman, including her health issues, her legal issues, her marital issues and her love life issues. Please shut the hell up. If you’re going to talk, then go to a booth in a corner away from others. I came to enjoy a meal not listen to your problems.

If I get a call in those conditions, I say I’m at a restaurant and I’ll call you back. This idiot spent so much time talking that she had to put her food in a take home box! Please respect others privacy!