I saw an article the other day that said a GOP heavyweight was about to enter the race. And then it turned out that that was Christie and I thought it should be Babylon Bee headline. This dirigible is pissed off because Trump didn’t make him Attorney General and thank goodness he didn’t. He has zero chance of winning anything .He left as the governor of NJ with a 13% approval rating. His candidacy is for the sole purpose of trying to denigrate Trump. Good luck you moron.

As D L Hugley said in one of his comedy specials, this fat ass has never run a day in his life. He might ride a scooter to the podium but his fat ass isn’t running anywhere.