I saw today that the head lifeguard in LA made $500K last year and that’s so ridiculous and maybe why they can’t take of the homeless. But the point of this rant is that I was a lifeguard and got I think it was $1/hr and many girls and several dedications on the local rock and roll station. Now lest you think I’m bragging, I truly believe that if you put a lifeguard t-shirt on Shrek girls would hit on him. Just goes with the job and I’m not complaining but would prefer the half million.