Saw an article today that said that the sodomy which I talked about was in fact anal. According to the rapist’ mother, unbelievably she was blaming the victim and her son’s uncontrollable teenage hormones, said he wanted to have vaginal sex but missed and went in the wrong hole for about ten seconds. Clearly this is a very poor excuse for a mother.

I’d talk about how unlikely it is that you could accidentally poke someone in the butthole, but I’ll let you ponder that, and yes I I’ve been to Hershey, PA.